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scumbagbestfriend:

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call it true love. - Robert Fulghum
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thevips)

driveshaftgroupie:

i know when that hotline bling

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that can only mean one thing

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saying:
“via weheartit
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dongoverload:

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

Take me to a place where my heart doesn’t hurt so much. - (via melindacarolinee)